Martyn doesn’t hate America — he just thinks it’s a loud, overgrown toddler that needs a nap and a reality check. His rants skewer everything from mindless consumerism to the absurdity of U.S.-centric "world" events, all delivered with bone-dry wit and the exasperation of a man who’s tired of explaining why no, McDonald’s is not gourmet dining.
His readers? Anyone who’s had it with the circus — the social media gurus, the corporate pandering, and the endless parade of self-appointed "thought leaders." They come to Martyn for the brutal truth, a few well-placed curses, and the comforting reminder that sanity still exists… somewhere. Probably in a pub.
Motto: "The world doesn’t revolve around America — America just hasn’t realized it yet."
Martyn's Latest Articles
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We all know the story of Rome – the empire that rose, conquered, and then spectacularly fell apart like a bad reality TV show...